Karen eats a frozen sausage roll

Karen asks Paul to play some “elevator music”.

She then offers him a sausage roll but, after he says he says he doesn’t eat meat, she covers it with too much ketchup and stuffs it into her mouth, noting that it’s actually still frozen.

Next, she vandalises the whiteboard, rubbing out some of the “Farewellanie” text, adding “Room for improvement!!” beneath the graph, and annotating the “Sponsor local children’s sports team” message with the text “Children suck” and “Sports is for losers”.

Karen then karate-chops the cake in half, offering half to Paul and keeps half for herself (out of which she takes a large bite).

Finally, she pours the punch all over herself.

She then says “Cool party” as she leaves, while ripping the bunting down.

Karen earns fourth place.

(Written by Will G and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)