Sam creates a three-eyed gang

Using five work boots and four baby heads, Sam creates a gang consisting solely of three-eyed members, including himself.

The gang comes across Alex (whom Sam refers to as a “two-eyed bastard”), who threatens to turn Sam and his gang over to the police. However, when Alex talks to the nearby police officer, the officer is revealed to also have a third eye.

As Alex screams, Sam lays out his gang’s sinister plan: having now infiltrated the police, the next step is to infiltrate the government.

In the studio, Greg and the rest of the contestants all agree that Sam’s gang was legitimately creepy.

When questioned about his gang, Sam quips that he is part of the “Hells Angels, Skateboard Division” (referencing Lucy’s choice to hold a skateboard during her own attempt at the task), thus coining the episode title.

Greg awards Sam first place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)