Christian immediately fails

Christian reads the ‘Your time starts now.” part of the task brief, and immediately muses aloud that he’d meant to put off saying the phrase (presumably to give himself time to think of some words). This means that the first word out of his mouth is ‘nei’ (no, as in ‘oh no’), which immediately ends his attempt.

Christian doesn’t seem particularly upset by his failure, and simply leaves the lab.

Having said zero four-letter words, Christian earns last place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)