Sam’s terrifying toothbrush

Sam brings in an electric toothbrush, made to look like a monster thanks to parts from various toys having been attached to it. The toothbrush has one wing, clawed legs, and perhaps a gorilla arm, as well as what appears to be a lock of real human hair attached to it with a plaster.

The toothbrush is also paired with ‘toothpaste’ which appears to be some sort of single-serving dipping sauce.

Sam immediately groans and says that the existence of his toothbrush is “against God” and “dirty”.

Greg says that the only reason he might groan is that he finds Sam bemusing.

Greg awards Sam joint fourth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)