Sue and the naughty flamingo

Sue reasons that since Wayne is a machine, she can simply turn off his switch and bring his face down to her level. However, Alex calls Wayne’s power supply his “umbilical cord”, which is therefore part of him, and protected by the rules forbidding the contestants from touching him.

Sue’s initial throw gets good height, but misses, and so Sue dances along with Wayne, with a smile on her face.

She runs back into the house, retrieving all of the cans of shaving cream and several of the pre-prepared ‘pies’, setting up a station on the front steps before attempting another throw (which also misses).

After several more missed throws and rounds of dancing, Sue demands to know why Alex decided to stage this particular task after lunch.

Sue then asks Alex where Wayne’s umbilical cord actually is, and kicks up the edge of the red green, rolling it up towards Wayne so that she can get closer and access his controls.

Sue then retrieves a “naughty flamingo” from the dome, and uses its beak to push Wayne’s power switch. Wayne deflates, and – after Alex reminds Sue that she still cannot touch him herself – Sue uses the flamingo to flip Wayne over to reveal his face and (unnecessarily) pin him to the ground. An exasperated Sue then overturns two entire pies onto Wayne’s face, rubbing them in for good measure (exclaiming, “Take it, you little fucker”).

Sue pies Wayne in the face after 7 minutes and 25 seconds. However, she is then disqualified after Alex reveals that she had accidentally touched the red green, during one of her throws.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)