Julian’s offensive jacket

Julian brings in a burgundy suit jacket, with a surprise sewn into the lining: the words ‘FUCK YOU’, in bright white block lettering.

Julian explains that he will sometimes wear the jacket if he needs to go out with someone he does not like, so he can flash his hidden message as he’s leaving them for the evening.

Greg awards Julian joint second place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)