Lucy’s alien implant

Immediately ignoring the one-word concept of the task, Lucy submits what she calls an “alien device”, which she claims was inside her mother’s ear canal for “two years and 36 months”. She claims to have taken her mother to one of the best ear doctors in the UK, who did not recognise what the object was.

She then attempts to prove the implant’s provenance by claiming that a UFO had been sighted directly over her mother’s house, years before the implant was removed, and notes that her mother’s cat had licked the implant, after it had been removed, and had subsequently disappeared.

Greg awards Lucy third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)