Sophie tests the thickness of Greg’s skin

Sophie films herself calling out the Taskmaster face-to-face. She claims that she’s going to reveal “the truth about Greg”, who she calls “a tall guy wearing a suit”.

She then decides to show her “respect” to the Taskmaster by unveiling a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Greg, along with a plinth on which there are some task briefs, mustard, ketchup, and a pineapple. She starts out by shoving a task brief down the back of her trousers and pretending to wipe it on her backside, before wafting it in Greg’s face.

She then sprays ketchup and mustard all over Greg’s face and crotch, before beating him up with a pineapple whilst calling him a “big burger”.

Finally, she tears Greg’s head off and licks the ketchup from it, saying that it “tastes like the truth”.

In the studio, Greg points out to Sophie how big of a risk she was taking, considering how “thin-skinned” he is. As an example, he reveals that he completely blanked a newsreader once, for something that had happened three years previously.

Ultimately, Greg proves to be reasonably thick-skinned, as he awards Sophie 3 points.

(Written by M3 / Andres Sanchez and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)