Phil’s junk table

Phil submits a laptop table that he says he had made himself, and he acknowledges that it is a piece of junk.

The table was apparently used in his virtual comedy show, Le Wifi Comédie Club.

Phil claims that the table is bizarre because it is still intact, despite having held the weight of not only laptops, but also of various people leaning against it, given its questionable craftsmanship.

Phil claims that the entire table is held together by only two nails and four screws, one of which is not even secured in the wood.

Louis awards Phil fourth place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)