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Mona takes time to complain about her sagging ass

Of the five contestants, Mona is the only one to carry all of the clues with her as she finds them, which ends up being a huge advantage.

As she makes her way to the shed, Mona stops to readjust her costume, complaining about her “sagging ass” (which is mostly padding).

Upon returning to the study, Mona places the clues on the table in the correct order, for easy reference, before searching for the book. She then quickly realises what the final clue means, as she shouts almost instantly after reading it.

She then excuses herself, claiming that she needs to return to her oxygen tank.

In the studio, Mona credits her success to still having a puzzle-oriented brain from having recently been on Celebrity Big Brother. Louis is more interested in the fact that Mona had taken the time to stop and complain about her body. Mona counters that she isn’t yet rich enough to have liposuction, so her ass has become victim to age and gravity and, as a result, “my ass reaches my knees”.

Mona completes the task in 2 minutes and 19 seconds, and earns first place.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)

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