Tammy’s ceramic clutter

Before showing her prize, Tammy takes the opportunity to thank the show for allowing her the opportunity to soapbox her hatred against something.

As a photo of several pieces of painted ceramics – including an egg cup with the decimals of pi written around the rim, and a bowl painted to look like R2D2 – is shown on the screen, Tammy passionately declares that she hates Le Céramic Café.

Tammy explains that although her daughter and Antoine both love Le Céramic Café, and often go there together, the result of their trips is bringing home painted works that clutter up their house and do not fit with her chosen décor.

She says that if the show wants her to ‘burst’ these items on air, she would not hesitate to do so (she actually gleefully smashes the egg cup on stage during the ending credits).

With an apology to Antoine (and a comment that his painting skills do need work), Louis awards Tammy first place.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)