Phil makes up a new sport

Phil, starting to get the hang of the show, muses that although the task has been set up to look like a normal game of football, that there’s nothing forbidding him from making up his own sport in which to score a goal.

Continuing with making up new rules, Phil has Antoine measure his intended distance before he even takes his shot (to which Antoine jokes that he doesn’t know why they even need to do the task), stopping at 16 metres.

Rather than kick the ball, Phil decides to throw it towards the goal, reasoning that it is not strictly prohibited by the task (his interpretation appears to be completely valid, as it’s not expressly forbidden, and no-one brings it up in the studio). However, his throw is wide, bouncing to the left of the goal.

In celebration, Phil jumps around, cheering about the fact that he has been disqualified. He then pulls his trousers and pants down, fully exposing his behind (which is subsequently blurred) and continuing to run around, before suddenly stopping and squatting, as though he were relieving himself.

Phil is disqualified for not scoring a goal, but earns 4 bonus points for his celebration (as, according to Louis, “he took one for the team”).

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)