Johan takes advantage of faulty equipment

Johan walks around the wooded area, looking for a suitable tree into which he can wedge the kombucha.

While testing various trees, Johan either loosens the lid of the container or cracks it, causing it to leak. This allows Johan to bypass the worry of holding down the container’s tap.

Johan wedges the container in between two branches of a tree, and stands beneath it, catching the kombucha which drips from the leaking lid. Eventually, he decides to lie on his back, to add more distance to his result. During the transition from standing to lying down, he does briefly close his mouth, but David apparently does not notice, as he does not comment on this or end the attempt.

Once the leaking lid stops producing a relatively steady stream of kombucha, Johan moves to stand up again, and again closes his mouth in the process. This time, David notices, and declares that the task is over.

Johan drinks kombucha from 3.23 metres away, and earns third place.

(Written by Jenny R and edited by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by Karl Craven)