Steve’s scratching brush

Steve brings in a large brush of the type provided for livestock to rub themselves against, to relieve itches.

He says that it promotes skin health and gets rid of parasites, and admits that he was imagining Greg in the shower, rubbing himself up and down against one which has been attached to his towel rail.

Greg comments that Steve’s case is “an impressive lot of bullshit, for a brush”.

Greg awards Steve 2 points.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)