Episode 6: Absolute casserole

Episode synopsis

In this episode the contestants must bring in the most annoying thing, make a portrait of the Taskmaster on a door using their feet, creatively vandalise a wall, identify some battered items, and then find and then put on some glasses. ALso, Mike Wozniak regrets his special farting assignment, and two competitors break a tie by firing rubber bands into Alex's bum bag.

Title context

'Absolute casserole' was how Mike Wozniak described the state of his anus, having inadvertently squeezed out a haemorrhoid, during the 'Fart' task.

Alternate Titles

• On Finland's MTV Katsomo streaming platform, this episode is titled 'Sekametelisoppa', which translates as 'Hotchpotch'. [Translator credit: zador]
• On Sweden's SVT Play streaming platform, this episode is titled 'En förrädisk fis', which translates as 'A treacherous fart'. This is a reference to Mike Wozniak's unfortunate experience during the 'Fart' task. [Translator credit: DANI]
• On Norway's Discovery+ Norge streaming platform, this episode is titled 'Fullt kaos', which translates as 'Complete chaos'. Note: this Norwegian translation of the title only appears in the subtitles for the episode, whereas the episode title listed on the platform is the original English title. [Translator credit: Jan Harald]

Taskmaster Intro

Hello. I'm Greg Davies. Welcome to Taskmaster. Got a job that needs doing? Worried you'll never find anyone to do it? Perhaps it feels too degrading? Maybe it's a job that doesn't really need doing at all. Well, good news. I happen to know five people who will do anything for a handful of rice and the chance to win a trophy that I can tell you from personal experience does not peak interest on eBay. Who are these super-subservient savants? I'll tell you.

Assistant Intro

And next to me, a man who is single-handedly keeping the plastic slip-on shoe industry alive. It's little Alex Horne!

Taskmaster's Sign-off

So, what have we learned today? As if you don't know. This is what we've learned today: [audio clip of Mike Wozniak popping a haemorrhoid]. See you again soon. For now, though, here's tonight's winner once more. Jamali Maddix!