Episode 1: I am not there, I am here!
![Image of the title card at the start of this episode, showing a task brief with the show title, 'Kongen Befaler', and the episode title, 'Eg er ikkje der, eg er her!' ['I am not there, I am here!'], on a wooden desk. Also on the desk is an old-fashioned Apple computer and keyboard, a gavel, an hourglass, and a bell.](/images/episodes/kongen_befaler_07_01_framed.png "Image of the title card at the start of this episode, showing a task brief with the show title, 'Kongen Befaler', and the episode title, 'Eg er ikkje der, eg er her!' ['I am not there, I am here!'], on a wooden desk. Also on the desk is an old-fashioned Apple computer and keyboard, a gavel, an hourglass, and a bell.")
Episode synopsis
In this inaugural episode of the seventh season, the contestants must bring in something they think makes them tough, compose their own intro song, get as much weight as possible into a glass cylinder, deliver the most items to Olli in a hat, and pull the longest match out of a cabinet.
Title context
"I am not there, I am here!" were some of the lyrics from Vidar Magnussen's song, in the 'Compose your own intro song' task.
Assistant Intro
But one man who sits faithfully by the king's side, and who has neither moved up nor down in 60 episodes: Olli Wermskog, ladies and gentlemen.
Episode stats
Points Awarded
74
Disquals
1
Episode scores
Subtitles
The following episode subtitle files are available for download.
- English Credit: msbtvxq
- Norwegian Credit: Hanna Ness Huseklepp (Iyuno)