Wil’s bikini-clad cow

Wil mentions that his parents are dairy farmers before revealing that has brought in a soft cow toy wearing a skimpy bikini.

When the toy is squeezed, it makes the sound of Wil’s parents tutting, but Tom Gleeson says that it sounds more like a cow chewing on cud.

Tom Gleeson also points out that cows are normally naked, and so he questions how it’s worse for the cow to be wearing a bikini. Wil argues that if you went to a dairy farm and saw a real cow in a bikini, that would definitely be worse.

Wil earns 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)