Jenny’s shampoo bottle

Jenny brings in a shampoo bottle, which she claims has witnessed a break-up.

She explains that her former partner had hated that she kept her shampoo bottles on the floor of the shower, as he thought it was dirty. She says that although all of the shampoo had been used, she’d kept the empty bottle on the floor of her shower for at least a year after their relationship ended, as a reminder that she’d “won” the break-up.

Tom Gleeson reminds her that he will be the judge of whether she has won or not. He likes her story but points out that the bottle has only seen one break-up, and awards her 3 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)