Josh’s toilet roll cover

Josh brings in a crocheted doll toilet roll cover, which he calls Stacey.

When Tom Gleeson asks him if he is being literal about the ‘shit’ Stacey has seen, Josh says that “she’s seen some shit, but also she’s seen some shit”.

As Stacey is dressed in white, Josh claims that it is her wedding night.

Tom finds Josh’s literal interpretation less exciting than the other prize submissions, so Josh earns 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)