Emma attempts to seduce Greg into a bath

Emma decides to try to get the task brief out of the bubble by whacking it against the edge of the table.

She makes no effort to delay the start of the task by using words starting with the letter ‘B’.

Emma’s attempt takes place in the lab, where she is lying in a bathtub full of soap bubbles, wearing heavy make-up and her hat at a jaunty angle. Bubbles also fall from the ceiling of the lab as she talks directly to Greg in a non-specific European accent, claiming that she is “doing the most beautiful thing with bubbles” by being “a beautiful babe having a bubble bath”. She then proposes that they have a bubble bath together, before seductively eating a Flake (in tribute to this Cadbury’s Flake advert from 1992).

In the studio, Greg observes that when Emma had begun eating the chocolate bar, she’d “just looked hammered”. He admits that he was flattered to be offered a bath with a lady, but would “prefer it if she hadn’t been out for 12 pints beforehand”.

Greg awards Emma’s “chocolate-gobbling woman of non-descript nationality” just 2 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)