Babatunde has a shed panic

Babtunde’s footage consists of a series of unconnected activities, which he performs after ringing the doorbell as if he is entertaining himself while waiting for someone to respond.

Firstly, he attempts to do some keepy-uppy with a small blue football, but loses control after just three touches.

Secondly, he fetches a large children’s play tunnel, which he lays out down the driveway, and then crawls through. As he looks at the camera and checks his watch, the tube rolls off towards the lawn behind him. He then gives chase after the tube.

Thirdly, he sits at a table on the driveway and drinks a mug of tea, before checking his watch again.

Fourthly, he is seen sitting astride Linda the Cow, right in front of the camera, and once more checking his watch.

Finally, he is seen standing, un-accessorised, in front of the camera once again and, yet again, checking his watch, before giving up on waiting for the occupant to answer and walking away.

In the studio, Babatunde immediately admits that his footage had been “shit”. Greg initially suggests that perhaps it was “remarkable for being so shit”, but then points out that Babatunde hadn’t even been any good at keepy-uppies.

Ultimately, Greg is unable to decide which of Babatunde’s or Andy’s attempts was the least remarkable, so he awards them both 2 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)