Emma’s cool cherub

Emma brings in a statue of a cherub, which is wearing sunglasses.

Greg is not impressed by it, claiming that he hates it and finds it “religiously insensitive”.

When Emma claims that “God and Jesus… and the spirit as well” would love her prize submission, Greg responds that he doesn’t think “any of the big three” would like it, and states that it’s “horrible”, and that Emma should be ashamed of herself.

After everyone else’s prize submissions have been revealed, Emma insists that Greg take one more look at hers, so he’ll realise how good it actually is. However, after viewing her cherub again, he just states that it’s “Shit”.

Ultimately, Greg can’t decide whether Emma’s or Jack’s prize submissions are the worst, so he decides to award them both 2 points. However, after Alex asks whether Babatunde’s prize is of a similar quality, Greg agrees that he’s correct, so Babatunde also receives 2 points.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)