Emma’s fake chin acne

Emma announces that she has brought in “fake chin acne”. The image representing this is a photo of her own face, with very unconvincing fake stick-on spots on her chin. Jack reacts by stating that it looks like she’d “knocked into a tray of canapes”.

Emma asks Greg whether he’d ever had spots on his chin, and he admits that he did, back in the ‘80s. When she asks him how he’d get rid of them, he confesses that he used to love squeezing spots. She attempts to trick him into scratching his chin by asking him to show her what it would have looked like, but Greg’s spot-squeezing technique does not remotely resemble a scratching action.

Greg awards Emma just 1 point.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)