Rosie’s awful dilemma

Rosie tells Greg that she’s brought in a genuine question for him to answer, which she has presented in the form of a scroll, so he’ll take it seriously.

Rosie’s question for Greg is “Would you rather make sweet love to my body but with Alex’s head, or Alex’s body with my head?”.

In an attempt to avoid answering the question, Greg vigorously scratches his chin, but after Rosie and Alex insist that he provide an answer, he claims that he’d rather make love to Alex’s body with Rosie’s head, because “I think the humiliation that he will suffer for the rest of his life will delight me, and I quite enjoy chatting to you, whereas I despise him.”

Greg awards Rosie 5 points, stating that “This dilemma is awful”.

(Written by Karl Craven and proofread by M3 / Andres Sanchez)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)