Tom’s toilet roll cover

Tom brings in a doll toilet roll cover which he found at a market, and has named ‘Abby Hayley’.

When he points out that if you lift her skirt, you can see the toilet roll, Abby tells him not to confuse Matt Heath about the female reproductive system.

Jeremy asks if the point of the item is to keep the toilet roll warm. Tom says he thinks the idea was that seeing a toilet roll was somehow revolting. When Ben agrees with this, Jeremy argues that the doll is way more unsightly.

Jeremy notes that his grandmother had one of these toilet roll covers, and he awards Tom just 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo & Will G and adjusted by David Fuller)