Tofiga impregnates Paul again

Tofiga tells Paul that his film will be about someone stealing a purse, and suggests that Paul would make a good woman.

The film starts with Paul wearing a blonde wig and a lime green dress, dancing, while humming and saying “I’m dancing”. Tofiga’s character, wearing a cowboy hat, is standing by the caravan watching, and asks “What the hell is she doing?”, before adding that she looks quite nice.

Paul’s character then spots another character played by Tofiga, wearing a skull mask and blue wig, and asks “What is that guy standing there for?”. Tofiga’s skull-masked character emerges from behind the caravan and snatches Paul’s purse, before Tofiga’s cowboy character then lassos the purse back off of the thief and returns it to the lady, saying “Here you go, Miss Blondie”.

Paul then gets down on one knee and proposes to the cowboy, noting that he is so “big and strong”. The two characters then marry, with Tofiga wearing a jacket and a top hat, and Paul holding a bunch of flowers. Tofiga promises that he will love her for the rest of his life.

The film then cuts to show Paul lying in the bath on the lawn, giving birth to two wooden children. Tofiga pulls the limbs off the second one, for some reason, and then throws them away.

The husband and wife then both give a thumbs-up and claim they are happy, while the words “Happy Ending!” appear on-screen.

In the studio, when Abby points out that this is the second time that Tofiga has pulled babies out of Paul during a task, Paul points out his 100% childbirth survival rate, in contrast to Abby’s tendency to kill her characters off during labour.

Jeremy states that he felt that the stealing of the handbag was pretty low-stake, but he thought that the Foley work was good. However, he also says that he doesn’t want to see Paul give birth again, and Tofiga earns just 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)