Abby falls back on some of her favourite recurring motifs

Abby decides that she thinks her film should be about aliens and someone being the hero.

Her film is titled ‘The Boy Who Kicked’, and begins with a shot of Paul sweeping the lawn with a broom (presumably again playing his recurring role of Jean-Pierre).

Abby plays two characters on the balcony of the house, one of whom points to the sky and says, in a southern US accent, “Oh my God! What is that?”, as we see a flying saucer land on the grass.

As various characters around the house all ask what is going on, an alien emerges from the craft , shoots all of the humans, and then celebrates.

Abby then appears from the caravan, dressed as a boy and wearing a short brown wig, and yells “How do you like this?” at the alien, before performing some dance moves. The alien cowers in response, claiming that the moves are “too disrespectful”. The moves are apparently so powerful that the alien gets back into its spacecraft and flies off, while all the other humans cheer and say that the boy is a legend.

The boy then takes a swig from a bottle of alcohol, before announcing that he will drink it every day. The words “To be continued…” then appear on the screen, ending the film.

In the studio, Abby admits that she’d forgot the end of her film, where she’d begun to “chronicle the boy’s descent into alcoholism”. When Jeremy clarifies whether this is what happens in the sequel, Abby agrees, explaining that the boy can never achieve the same high as when he’d defeated the alien. When she then adds that he also dies in childbirth (a recurring theme in her creative works), Paul questions how this is possible, and she responds that he will just have to watch the movie to find out.

Jeremy states that he’d enjoyed the journey into Abby’s head, and he awards her 4 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)