Hayley raps some fables about vege-tables


Hayley immediately picks up the microphone, and then chooses vegetables from the food pyramid.
Listening to the backing track, Hayley announces that she’s going to start with “Yo”.
When she asks Paul what his favourite vegetable is, he says “Potato”. When Hayley says that she doesn’t really like potatoes, Paul asks her “Not even as fries?”.
Hayley’s rap video is tinted pink, and she’s wearing a sun visor. During her performance, she takes bites of various vegetables. The lyrics to her rap are as follows:
Yo, yo!
It’s your girl.
‘Bout to spin some fables,
About vegetables.
Ayo, veggies, veggies, get ‘em on your plates.
Serve ‘em to your whanau,
Serve ‘em to your mates.
Mash ‘em, boil’ em, stick ‘em in a pan.
Carrot, garlic, broccoli, and capsicum.
And a cauliflower, eggplant, I’ll eat ‘em all.
But not a fan of potatoes, unlike Paul.
Spinach leaves, snap peas, onions, and leeks.
I’m a fava-loving, cabbage-munching, vegetable freak.
Come on all you pervies, don’t get scurvy.
Whether you a skinny B, or whether you are curvy.
Come on all you pervies, don’t get scurvy.
Whether you a skinny B, or whether you are curvy.
The video ends with Hayley eating a carrot, and then transitions to Ben Hurley’s meat rap.
In the studio, Jeremy says that Hayley was very good, and awards her 5 points.
(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)
