Ben decides not to rhyme ‘beef’ with ‘queef’

Ben chooses meat from the food pyramid.

As he starts to write his lyrics, her suggests rhyming ‘beef’ with ‘queef’, but then decides against it.

Ben’s video follows on immediately from Hayley’s, and is also tinted pink. He is wearing the sun visor, and a chain around his neck, and is holding a fake piece of meat. The lyrics to his rap are as follows:

Yeah. That’s right.
If you’re a delicious animal,
You might wanna put your hooves over your ears.
If you like cheese, spinach, or bean,
I’m coming at you with a brand-new protein.
There’s nothing quite like a nice bit of beef,
That sticks around in your colon and your teeth.
Pastrami, bologna, corned beef, and spam.
But if you like it fresh, then you’ll probably try lamb.
In medieval times, the Lord of the Castle
Would get folks around to do some fossage.
I like meat so much that, in my spare time I take a
I keep a sausage hostage.
Not all red, the kind of meat I’m picking,
I’m feeling healthy, I’ll probably try some steamed chicken.
So, take that fruit, veg, out of your dish you making,
And listen to the wisdom and Rhymes of feat. Bacon.

Ben drops the mic and, as the camera pans out, we see Paul lying on the floor. The video then transitions into Tofiga’s grain rap.

Ben earns 4 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)