Mel roasts with confidence

Mel opens her attempt by insulting Tom Gleeson directly.

As the lamb is revealed, she makes an elongated lamb “Baa” followed by saying “Boring.” She then calls the doll a nerd and virgin, and gloats about having had sex four times in the past week.

She makes fun of Pete’s shorts by asking if they make them for men. She then calls the mannequin “Baldy”, and immediately greets the real man in the next cubicle with “Hello, loser!”. She then says that he looks like someone who’d left school at 14 and dug his job out of a trench. She also adds that if has hurt his feelings, that’s exactly what she’d intended.

In the studio, when Tom Gleeson praises Mel’s confidence, she states that she’s a professional. She then notes that she’d likely roasted the man by implying that he was gay, even though she is also gay.

Mel’s average response time is 8.4 seconds, which earns her 4 points. She also earns 2 bonus points for the best roasting.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by JoGo and adjusted by David Fuller)