Concetta’s positive pregnancy test

Concetta brings in a positive pregnancy test.

She explains that in her personal life, this is a great conversation starter because the immediate question is: how did she get it? She reveals that she had asked her boyfriend’s brother’s wife to urinate on the test for her, noting that they weren’t very close beforehand, but they are now.

When Tom Gleeson suggests that it might be more of a conversation ender, as people would not know what to say, Concetta challenges this, arguing that people might ask her “Is it mine?”, or congratulate her. Tom disagrees, arguing that if you brought it out at a party, people would just be thinking “You pissed on a stick. Why are you showing me this?”.

Concetta eventually admits defeat, stating that it’s all she’s got, and earns 1 point.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)