Concetta becomes the tallest rockstar

After reading the task brief, Concetta declares that the task is made for her, and claims that the bonus point for best modelling is in the bag. When Tom Cashman asks what she’s thinking, she simply responds “Big”.

Concetta appears wearing a hat and a purple, jelly-textured jacket, strumming a guitar and speaking in a British accent, saying “Oh yeah! Everybody knows me! Whoo!”. She is comically tall, perched atop Tom’s shoulders. Tom is covered in white fabric and yellow sequined material.

Concetta declares herself to be both figuratively and literally a “big star”, before throwing the guitar to the ground, flashing a rock ‘n’ roll hand gesture, and exiting with a “Peace out, and rock on.”

In the studio, Tom Cashman confirms that Concetta was 2.97 metres tall in her costume. When Tom Gleeson questions whether tall is the same as big, Concetta insists that it is. She also argues that she was a rockstar, and that “you don’t get bigger than that”.

Concetta earns 3 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)