Mel’s Big and Extravagant wedding gown

As Mel models her outfit on the red carpet, she provides her own commentary, stating that “She’s modelling the most beautiful wedding gown, which is big and extravagant, from the collection ‘Big and Extravagant Girls by Mel Buttle for Mel Buttle’.”

Mel is carrying flowers, and wearing a blonde wig with a veil. Her body is wrapped in gold material, and she is sporting an impressively long train, which Tom Cashman adjusts for her as she turns and poses. She claims that the garment is 100% locally made, artisanal, and organic.

Pausing dramatically on the red carpet, Mel glances over her shoulder before exiting. At the end of the video, she lifts her veil and says “It was me the whole time.”

In the studio, when Tom Gleeson questions whether the outfit was big, or merely long, Mel insists the two are interchangeable, pointing out that weddings are big occasions and that her train was certainly large. Tom Cashman confirms that the train was 16 metres and 43 centimetres long.

Tom Gleeson agrees that the wedding outfit was very impressive, and awards Mel 4 points.

(Written by JoGo and proofread by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)