Frank’s stress ball

Frank brings in a stress ball which, when squeezed, plays the voice of the late film-maker Michael Winner uttering the phrase “Calm down, dear”, taken from the TV advertisements he appeared in for the insurance company eSure.

Frank describes it as “a dead man’s voice in a sphere”.

Greg places Frank fourth in the task, due to having no interest in hearing the voice of a dead man.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)