John's unread classic literature

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John brings in a paperback copy of Ulysses by James Joyce, which he says he has owned for 20 years but has never gotten around to reading. Greg suggests that he has misjudged the tone of the task, but John insists it's one of the best pieces of literature ever, and he still has ambitions to read it. However, Greg still puts him in last place.

(Written by Karl Craven)