Doc is not a 'fish man'

Doc’s video is filmed on the bank of the Thames River, where he performs a rap version of ‘One, two, three, four, five, Once I caught a fish alive’, wearing blue overalls, red rubber gloves, and a fishing hat.

The video shows him literally catching a fish (that’s thrown at him), then throwing it away again, before removing one of his gloves to show a bandaged, bloody little finger.

The video climaxes with footage of Doc punching a fish out of the air.

Back in the studio, Greg asks him “what’s your problem with fish, mate?”, to which Doc responds “I’m not a fish man”.

Alex reveals that the blood on Doc’s hand was a mix of real and fake blood. When prompted to explain this by Greg, Doc states that he had punched the salmon so many times during filming that he had actually cut himself, and had fish scales embedded in his skin.

Greg ultimately awards Doc a joint first place, alongside Jon.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)