Sarah's Shakespeare paperweight

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Sarah brings in the complete works of Shakespeare, which she says she takes into her garden every time it's sunny. After Greg's initially unimpressed response, she salvages her prize by admitting that she uses the book to keep her Magnum ice cream wrapper from flying away, rather that for reading. Greg awards her first place for "making the Bard relevant to a modern audience".

(Written by Karl Craven)