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Christine's Scout song

Christine performs a song that she says her mother learned from attending Scouts, and used to sing to her.

She plays guitar while walking on a treadmill, in front of a greenscreen.

Antoine appears at various points of the video, holding props, or digitally added in the background.

Louis also appears as a cow.

The (translated) lyrics for her song are as follows:

I will go today to the side of the states
With my portmanteau and also my umbrella
Jumping in go-kart
I'll be arriving late
I sit in the backseat
And I light myself a cigar
through the window
I wanted to kiss
My beautiful big blonde
But the train goes away
The train goes away
I found myself
Kissing a big cow watching the train go by.

She earns first place for her performance.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)

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