Jo's rap reinterpretation

Jo begins by singing Am, stram, gram, the French equivalent of Eeny, meeny miny, moe, while being filmed on the banks of the lake.

The lyrics to this nonsense song are as follows:

Am, stram, gram
Pic et pic et colégram
Bour et bour et ratatam,
Am, stram, gram.

He then breaks into a rap, and the video production changes style to match, showing him in more 'urban' situations, in grainy black and white.

The (translated) lyrics to his rap are as follows:

McPipi on the turntables!
You're still wearing your little diapers
That you wet every day
Well then listen to me, yo
you still got a soft spot
Ziguidoo right through
pra-pra-pra
Am stram gram
Loaded with pics on Instagram
Roll and roll a three four grams
Am stram gram
Motherfucker!
McPipi on the turntables
If you don't know what you're consuming
Ask your mom big baby!

He earns joint second place, with Ève, for his performance.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by Jenny R and adjusted by David Fuller)