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Julie sings a song about money

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Julie decides to hang some paper cash from her ear. She then creates and performs in a music video for her song, 'Money, bucks, dough, dinero', which features Mark in a dress and wig, as a backing dancer, and also a cameo by season 1 contestant, Ruben Soltoft. The lyrics to her catchy pop song go something like: "Money, bucks, dough, dinero. / Independent woman earning my own money, / but with high interest rates they don't last long. / So pull them out of the bank, all the cash is yours, / become a rich bitch who spends money like a pig. / Withdraw them, smoke them, eat them,  use them, / burn them, drink them, give them to Ruben. / Place them in a shell company, make a dress and some bling. / They can be used for everything. Even on the toilet, right? / Money, bucks, dough, dinero. / Money, bucks, dough, dinero. / Money, bucks, dough, dinero. / Me and my bitches are going out spending pennies. / Money, bucks, dough, dinero. / Money, bucks, dough, dinero. / Money, bucks, dough, dinero. / The floor is mine and everyone thinks it's the shit. / I need a lot of money, there are no more drops, / I'm a poor can, so the cans I have to pawn. / I get desperate when they close my phones. / Please, Mark Le Fêvre, may I borrow 100 kroner?". Lasse credits her with her strategy of using a catchy, repetitive chorus, and awards her second place in the task.

(Written by Karl Craven)

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