Roisin’s unusual photo

Roisin brings in a photo of Greg sat on a bench, taken during a trip the two took to the seaside, claiming it was a photo of 'an old tramp poet' who 'carves on benches'.

Greg is quick to point out that he paid for their lunch during the trip, and the petrol to get them there.

He ultimately puts Roisin in fourth place for the task, noting that he would have put her last, but Josh's unsigned signed football was just so bad.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Karl Craven)