Lars' heartfelt card

Lars' actual item is a card he bought for Olli - a long-time friend - to express his feelings for him.

He argues that it is tough to be open and express your feelings to someone.

However, while looking for the card in a duffle bag he has with him, he pulls out a variety of other items that make him look physically tough, including his black belt in karate, some Norwegian karate championship trophies, a book on Vladimir Putin, and a replica pistol and assault rifle (which he pulls out while wearing sunglasses, making him look extra tough).

When he finally gives the card itself to Olli, it reads:

Dear Olli.
I really value our friendship.
You are loyal, kind, funny and a joy to hang around.
You will always be one of my closest friends.
- Lars Berrum

Bård says that he agrees with Lars that it is tough to express your feelings, but he still puts him in last place because, after all the other items in his bag made him look so tough, the card itself was just 'too mushy' by comparison.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: Nic)