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Annika makes a shocking revelation

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Annika puts her shocking revelation in song form. She explains that in the time between being assigned the task and the studio recording session, she did some deep digging on Jodel, an anonymous social media app that only displays content posted in the user’s geographical proximity. Annika sings a song that summarises her time spent on Jodel. The translated lyrics are as follows (they rhyme in the original Danish): "It was my friend Jesper who asked me: / “Do you know Jodel?” and I answered, “No”. / “It’s a terrible place, you must never go there”. / Four second later, I had downloaded the app, / And it was summer, on Saint John’s Eve, / And I fell for a thread about Vild Med Dans [Dancing With the Stars]. / I completely disappeared in / Saszeline’s [a singer] coronavirus theory. / Jodeleihi! Jodeleiho! / I didn’t find a single thread that said that Lasse was smart. / Jodeleihi! Jodeleiho! / There was nothing about Lasse’s IQ. / I peeled and peeled, and suddenly there it was: / A damn thread about Annika Aakjaer. / Someone wanted to know if she was into boys or girls. / One said, “She’s a lesbian, that’s the vibe she gives”. / Jodeleihi! Jodeleiho! / But I still found no threads that said that Lasse is smart. / Jodeleihi! Jodeleiho! / No, nothing about his fucking IQ. / There are actually also some threads about Anders B. / But I’ll only mention the one where you wear diapers. / Neel, is there going to be a Tinka 3? / Jodel already broke the news! / And Habane [Mahamad], he’s on Tinder. / Thrane [Jakob] will run to get his phone to find you! / Jodeleihi! Jodeleiho! / There isn’t a single thread that claims that Lasse is smart. / Jodeleihi! Jodeleiho! / There’s nothing about his IQ. / And Mark. You thought I’d forgotten you. / In fact, I was just saving you. / At the very end, [a singer will] talk over a verse, / Because it’s getting really sad. / “What about Mark Le Fêvre? Did he not get enough oxygen?” / “His head is so round, and he sweats wildly.” / Jodeleihi! Jodeleiho! / I’ll probably make a thread about [Lasse] being smart. / Jodeleihi! Jodeleiho! / I’ll probably go and write all about your IQ." Annika earns third place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)

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