Simon quietly makes a cocktail

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Simon’s footage is just a supercut of every time he yells “I did it again!” For much of Simon’s footage, he is shown trying to fill a blender to make a blended drink; when Lasse asks in the studio how Simon intended to blend the drink while staying under 60db, Simon says that he’d always planned to use the discard bucket, but he’d made too much noise on the way to actually blending the drink for his plan to be of any use. At some point, Simon places a cocktail shaker over the decibel meter to try to mute some of the noise; more often than not, Simon is loud enough that it does not help. Eventually, Simon takes the reject bucket out of the lab, fills a glass with its contents, and presents it as a cocktail, which he names ‘A Proper Feather On’ [an idiom for being drunk]. Unfortunately, the sound of writing on the chalkboard is over 60db, and Simon has to discard that cocktail. After two more tries, Simon just pours a glass of grapefruit cordial and leaves. Simon comes third.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)