Simon builds a birdhouse

Here's a description of the contestant's attempt. Someone's probably working on collecting some images to illustrate it.

Simon first uses his butt to break the board in half, by taking a running jump at the board. Then, despite worrying that it’s an obvious choice, he uses a hatchet to make a hole in the wood. He uses an NFL helmet he finds in the house to hold the two boards together, then sticks his construction into the open door of the Stormester house, declaring that the whole thing is a luxury birdhouse. As the only contestant to use unique tools throughout the entire process, Simon wins by default.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)