Luke's alarm clock

Luke brings in an analogue alarm clock, which he argues is useful for being able to make sure that people like himself and Tom Gleeson, who are very pale-skinned, can enjoy the sun at its most beautiful, and during the safest times of the day (sunrise and sunset).

Tom points out that everyone already has an alarm clock on their phones, rendering his prize submission absolutely pointless.

Luke therefore earns last place.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected by David Fuller and adjusted by Karl Craven)