Julia's exam results
Julia brings in her framed Higher School Certificate (HSC), which documents that she only scored 198 out of 500.
She tries to claim that it's pretentious because, as an inverted snob, she can brag about how badly she did, while also knowing that she has otherwise done very well in her life.
Tom Gleeson notes that it's probably understandable, based on her HSC results, that she doesn't know the definition of 'pretentious'. He awards her fourth place on the basis that he bad results just make her more relatable to 'the people'.
(Written by Karl Craven)
(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)