Julia becomes a baby fetishist

Julia enters the study wearing a bald cap, with a pacifier in her mouth, and a bottle of milk in her hand. She is wearing a vest, and a white sheet that is presumably meant to look like a nappy.

She initially stares at Tom Cashman and raises her arms but, when he fails to respond, removes her pacifier and requests that he pick her up, with the single word "Up". After he fails to pick her up, she climbs up onto the desk.

When Tom asks her what she has around her mouth, she again removes her pacifier and says "Food". However, her vocabulary expands significantly after Tom asks her "Is this it?", and she admits that she's not sure what else he is expecting.

However, she then lies on the table and simulates drinking milk from her bottle which - since it doesn't have a teat - involves lapping at it with her tongue.

After Tom blows the whistle to signify that her time is up, she starts to roll off the table, and then warns him that one of her breasts has popped out, so he'd better look away.

In the studio, Tom Gleeson says he initially thought that Julia was around one year old, until she started talking in complete sentences, and then mentioned her breasts. He concludes that she was actually more like 18, and simply had a baby fetish, instead. This gives her a final age difference of 37 years, which secures her third place in the task.

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)