Jimmy throws pickles and apologises

Apologies read by Jimmy during his attempt include one starting "I'm sorry. I should've known better. I should've known something like this was coming...", another which appears to simply be "I'm a big old pile of shit.", and also "Stupid, stupid, stupid... I'm so stupid. I can't believe I would do this to myself on national television.".

He almost comes in second place, but the pickle he has stuck to the target is determined to be less than 50% in the bullseye, so he has to keep playing.

He then almost comes in fourth place, but the pickle which hit his bullseye slides off the target before the five seconds are up, so he has to keep playing again.

Once everyone else has finished the task, it is determined that he is last, and should read his final apology, which states "Taskmaster, I apologise for being such a stupid dipshit. It's my fault that I missed the bullseye, and no-one else's."

(Written by Karl Craven)

(Illustrations collected and adjusted by: David Fuller)