Anne’s vernissage

Anne’s museum occupies the front yard outside of the house, and largely revolves around lies about her life. All three members of David’s group are blindfolded when they approach the museum. When they remove their blindfolds, they are presented with a red carpet, a glass of champagne, and Anne declaring that the museum event is actually a ‘vernissage’ (a private viewing before an exhibit opens to the general public) of a collection celebrating herself. She shows them a pair of running shoes decorated with gold earrings, and declares that she has run three marathons while wearing the shoes. A mannequin displays a white and red flower-patterned dress, which Anne says she has worn while interviewing various religious and political figures. Anne also displays how she used an oxygen tank (really a tank of helium with a small pump connected to a fez) while climbing Kilimanjaro. She instructs the group to exit through the gift shop, encouraging them to buy some of her personal items, which are clearly just the contents of her bag: some air pods, a pair of glasses, a lipstick, her ID, a handkerchief, and some spare undergarments. Kerstin and Lena rank Anne’s museum highly for atmosphere, and she earns joint first place.

(Written by Jenny R and proofread by Karl Craven)